Hello. My name is Sarah. I am a film student at Temple University. This is my blog. If you care to see my short films, check me out at http://www.youtube.com/AydenAlendil
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It is the far more interesting blog run by my black cat, Phantom.

 

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

theidealisticcynic:

moirallegianceismagic:

bicentral:

Thought you guys might appreciate some hot guys in kilts. I don’t own any of these images.

oww

Men in kilts are always the sexiest men ever.

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.

Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-

Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but-

Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes.

Laywer: Yes, he raped her.

Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.